You might not know this about me, but I have a lazy eye. One of my biggest most important goals in life is to sleep with a girl who also has a lazy eye. That way we could look at each other and other random shit while we’re having sex, and I think that would be pretty cool if you ask me.
This is probably one of my favourite things you’ve posted so far.
ONE EYE ON THE STREETS, ONE EYE ON THE TITTIES…each.